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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cee Mo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 4:00PM

We don't need you to become Elmo. We just want you to do his voice.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Gilbert Carrasquillo/Contributor/Getty Images]

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I Hate To Troll, But..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

Clearly these people are not 80's babies, or else they'd realize that THEY'RE MISSING THE BLACK RANGER.

Swap Zack out for Tommy? Not on my watch.

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The Best Kind Of Family Tree

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

Albert Einstein once said, "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."

It doesn't apply here, but he did say it.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: A Leprechaun's Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

He looks magically suspicious.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gary Huskey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: A Leprechaun's Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 12, 2012 at 4:00PM


Getting to the end of the rainbow isn't as glamorous as it sounds.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 17, 2011 at 1:00PM

I'm going to celebrate this St. Patrick's Day the same way I celebrated last St. Patrick's Day: showing you a video of a guy asking his friend to "beer me" while vomiting into a toilet.

I'm working under the theory that hopefully you were too drunk last St. Patrick's Day to remember seeing it.

If all goes well for you today, I'll be able to share it again next year and it'll still seem as fresh as ever.

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'Tuesday Tosh Block' Tonight Followed by 'Nick Swardson's Pretend Time'!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 9, 2010 at 1:00PM

"Where are new episodes of Tosh.0?" annoying people would probably be asking me on the street if anyone actually recognized me or cared who I was.

Well, there are still 14 cities left on the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten!  You can't both tour the country and put on a weekly television show!  Tonight, Daniel is in Indianapolis.  Do you expect Daniel to record an episode of Tosh.0 from Indianapolis??  Do they even have green screen technology in Indianapolis??  Who knows??

But I do know this:

1) You can get your Tosh.0 fix tonight by watching four episodes of Tosh.0 from 8pm – 10pm ET during our Tuesday Tosh Block.

2) There is at least one man who is putting on new television tonight: Nick Swardson.  So get your new television fix by watching a show from a good friend of ours, Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

Check out a preview clip from tonight's Nick Swardson's Pretend Time above, watch the Tuesday Tosh Block from 8pm – 10pm tonight, and then catch an all new episode of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time at 10pm/9c!

Ain't life grand!

(Oh, and P.S.  New episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, January 11th!)

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2010 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Very good question, Vincent!  (Despite your refusal to use a question mark.)

I'm sure there are many of you out there wondering, "What is a Tosh.0 taping like?"

Yes, the show is shot in front of a green screen, but like all shows shot in front of a green screen, every member of the audience is given special goggles.  These goggles allow audience members to view Daniel in a setting of their choosing!

For instance, I was at a taping last week and I set my goggles to place Daniel on second base during the bottom of the 10th inning in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series between the Red Sox and the Mets.  It was exhilarating!

Or maybe we just throw a bunch of TVs on stage so the audience can follow the action along with Daniel.  I can't 100% remember.  I'd been dosing acid pretty much the entire week I was in LA.

Oh, and I'm missing a pair of goggles if you see them.

Go Green?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2010 at 5:00PM

I've had a number of thoughts since seeing this image.

My first reaction was, What an ass!  Mocking us all with license plate sarcasm.

But then I thought, Maybe he's just trying to be helpful.  It's like "GO GR33N because I'm not going to, so you guys have to help me offset all of my carbon emissions."

Then I realized it's probably just Al Gore's shaggin' wagon.

Hummers make good shaggin' wagons.

[via The High Definite]

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Ogre-load

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 27, 2010 at 11:00AM

Let's be honest: The whole Shrek phenomenon is one giant "Ogre-load."

And from here, the inevitable porn parody writes itself!

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