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No Grocery List Is Complete Without It

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yay the 12-inch salami log is on sale today.

[via College Humor]

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This Doesn't Taste Like Oreos At All

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Hey poison control hotline … you're never going to believe this.

[via Uber Humor]

About The Weight Of A Case Of Soda

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

He's in charge of grabbing the bottom-shelf bargains.

[via Izismile]

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Cleanup On Aisle Gross

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

I have always maintained that if a woman can make a great period joke, you marry her.

[via Acid Cow]

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Milk, Bread, Rebellion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

By "the limit" he means that invisible point in grocery store parking lots where the cart's wheels stop working.

[via The Chive]