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"Fine, you can sit on the soda. But you have to hold the eggs and bread."

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Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

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She really did grow up so fast!

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Yeah, but did you get the milk?

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But you know your wife's rule- no sex 'til you go to the grocery store!

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You know what would taste unbelievable? Actual butter.

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I love it when the last two things on my list are in the same section.

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Thinking big isn't gonna get you those crescent rolls.

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In what aisle would I locate box cutters?

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ME: Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

YOU: Yes.  I told you.  10 packages worth of spinach!

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