grocery store

Whooooa there, Shopping Cart. Atta girl.

[via Acid Cow]

Watch out for the gout that's disguised as a mystery box!

[via UberHumor]

Anybody got a dollar bill I could roll up?

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Last time I ask the Whole Foods meat guy for a rack of flaming ribs.

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Are his pants really short or is his shirt really long? Either way, his head is on sideways.

[via Poorly Dressed]

He might run over your foot.

[via I Am Bored]

"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."

[via Reddit]

Eh, dinner is really more of a bottle of vodka meal.

[via Pleated Jeans]

"You should have seen the look on the manager's face!  It was all like, Why are these doors open?  I guess I should close them. It was EPIC!"

[via The Chive]

DollaBillz Harris explains Whoa There, Grocery Store.

OH NOW I GET IT.