Bride gets a preview of his "ohhh face."
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Anything more than walking a straight line in tuxedo shoes is a bad idea.
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They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.
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The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.
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He's marrying her for her brains.† She has an entire freezer full at home.
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The problem with choreographed fight scenes at weddings is that now when real ninjas attack, everyone will just think it's a show.
"Should we help the bride and groom take on this group of assassins?"
"No. I saw something like this on the Tosh blog. It's just a joke."
"That looks like real blood."
"The bride isn't breathing."
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If this guy were smart, he'd be running out that church right now.
A lifetime of that woman's laugh is a lifetime of pain.
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