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Bride gets a preview of his "ohhh face."

[via Reddit]

Anything more than walking a straight line in tuxedo shoes is a bad idea.

[via The Chive]

They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

[via Uber Humor]

Now she has her "something borrowed."

[via I Am Bored]

The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.

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He's marrying her for her brains.  She has an entire freezer full at home.

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It's never too early to return your wedding presents.

[via People of Walmart]

The problem with choreographed fight scenes at weddings is that now when real ninjas attack, everyone will just think it's a show.

"Should we help the bride and groom take on this group of assassins?"

"No. I saw something like this on the Tosh blog. It's just a joke."

"That looks like real blood."

"Umm…" "Er…"

"The bride isn't breathing."

"Fucking Tosh.0!!!"

[via College Humor]

If this guy were smart, he'd be running out that church right now.
A lifetime of that woman's laugh is a lifetime of pain.