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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

How Much Fun Are Roadtrips?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

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There are only so many Justin Bieber songs he can listen to in a row.

[via Izismile]

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Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Portable Potty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

Portable Potty

Is this the car poo lane?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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I Wanna Bite Her Nails

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 4:00PM

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She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

[via No Way Girl]

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Made From The Best Stuff On Earth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Tastes like pregnant Kim Kardashian on a hot summer day!

[via Fail Nation]

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Feed The Birds, Tuppence A Bag

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 12:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

I see Matt's bird fiasco, and I raise him 30 pigeons.

[via Break]

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10 Gross Fast Food Items That Will Defeat Your Liver

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

Remember when KFC's Double Down was the King of Nasty-Ass Food Concoctions? Well hang on to your hat, Grandpa, cuz times have changed! We've scoured the globe (well, Google) to bring you ten of the grossest, most bizarre, barely edible fast food items that you can buy on Planet Earth. Like Pizza Hut's Squirting Crust Pizza (above), or Jollibee's Tuna Pie (below).

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

Ravioli Race

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spagetti.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeffrey Biers.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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I Repeat DO NOT Use The Urinals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

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You should definitely pee on this chair though.

[via Imgur]

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It Snot His Fault He's Talented

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

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It's very similar to blowing one with Bubblicious. Doesn't taste as good though.

[via Izismile]

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