gross

…is disgusting.

[via The Chive]

Laugh now. Attempt to make your own curry fries later.

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"I'll just have dirt." -Starving kid in Africa

But he does take a shit.

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The hamster in his ass is VERY nervous right now.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Florian.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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From the people who brought you the Neti Pot.

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"Mommy! This water tastes like ass!"

"I know, honey. Let me just snap a quick photo and then we're going to wash your mouth out with Lysol."

[via izismile]

There were a lot of great Fan Favorites suggestions last week, but I decided to go with Arielle's because she was the only one polite enough to wish us all a Happy Early Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Arielle.

When you break the wishbone this year, think of this guy's leg.

His wish was for the unbearable pain to stop.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Alright.  Point taken.

Here's an old rich person instead…

Happy??

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You know when you're looking all over for your phone and you can't find it and then suddenly you're like, Oh, I'm an idiot, it's been stuck through that hole in my ear the entire time!

[via AcidCow]