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Um, Sir? You're Snoozin' In The Pee Trough.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

sleepingbeauty

It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

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trough

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urinal

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urine

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Let Me Guess. You Got That Skirt In The 70s?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Omg I have the same one! Except mine's from Brazil. ;)

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snatch

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vagina

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Is Anyone Else Suddenly Hungry For Raw Hamburger Meat?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

Don't take his earring out or he'll deflate.

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strain

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vein

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veiny

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weightlifting

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weights

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Ah, The Tuesday Special

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

"We're out of Kraft Mac and Cheese, but would you accept Mac and Kraft Cheese?"

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Sure, My Love Is Hot And Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

…But my sex is dry as The Sahara.

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sophisticated

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sticky

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wet

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wet love

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Get A Load Of This Guy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

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michelle

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obama

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POTUS

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president

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Nothing Gross And/Or Disturbing Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Amish people have the weirdest ultra sounds.

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Pregnant

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Whatcha Up To This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

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Friday

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gross

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Sex

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sweaty

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weekend

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Sorry, I Was Dreaming About How They Make Hot Dogs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

"If Rachel was really my best friend, she'd sleep in my puke. That's all I'm saying."

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There's Nothing Sexier Than Red Toenails

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 4:00PM

Today's To-Do List: 1) Buy CDs. 2) Clip toenails five years ago.

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