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Just A Normal Guy, Living A Normal Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

With a normal pet, and normal framed photos.

[via The Chive]

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Here's One Way To Quench Your Thirst

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

His lunch is in the stalls.

[via Break]

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Well, This Exists

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

You did come here for gas, right?

[via The Clearly Dope]

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When Are We Going To Talk About Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 3, 2012 at 6:00PM

Let's all take the day tomorrow to reflect on how we feel. Spend some time feeling better about our own toes. Maybe by the beach.

[GETTY via Videogum]

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body

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How Was The Dance?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 2, 2012 at 6:00PM

Ugh. Never letting Mom chaperone again.

[via i-a-b]

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Suit Up For Summer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 2:00PM

It's bad enough my swimsuit pinches at my waist but now everyone's grabbing my sack thinking it's a stress ball!

[via Epic Fail]

Looks Like You Had Fun Last Night

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 21, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Where are my teeth? And all the food that was in my stomach?" -You

[via i-a-b]

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It's Good To Be The Best At Something

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

This might not come as a surprise, but she didn't have to pay for that tattoo.

[via lulz]

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1

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Rapunzel, Mon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

He just came from a job interview. Nailed it!

[via I am Bored]

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The Breakfast Mountain Dew You've Been Begging For

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 3:00PM

Gross, Taco Bell.

I'm gonna just keep mixing my Mountian Dew with coffee like a NORMAL PERSON.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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