gross

Allison is now in a relationship.

[via i-a-b]

What are your lattes missing? Same thing your cocktails are missing…motherfucking chicken 'n waffles, bitches!

Heads up: "this coffee tastes like Roscoe's" is now a good thing.

[Buy it here weirdos, via The DW]

Someone shit in my kitchen in college. He tried to cover it up by just placing our lamp on top. Then we had to deal with a huge pile of shit and a lamp covered in shit.

That was gross.

But it's not like I'm going and announcing it to a bunch of strangers!

[via The Chive]

Look! A bus full of kids that are bigger shits than your own.

[via i-a-b]

Yeah, I know. Where do you think I got it?

[via reddit]

Sex with this woman is basically like wrestling a lion.

[via IHC]

As long as none of the rules have anything to do with her pussy, I'll agree to that.

[via IHC]

Ken's tongue really works.

[via IMNS]

There are a few copies in the restroom trash can if you do want to read it in there.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Oh, for the love of God, I will give you so many dolla's if you change your clothes.

[context: Honey Boo Boo Child, via Jezebel]