Today is Arbor Day!
Sure, the holiday seems a little redundant and single-minded after celebrating Earth Day last Thursday. You're probably saying, "Didn't I just plant a tree 8 days ago?"
If you are saying that and you did plant a tree — which, come on, you didn't — then you can take this Arbor Day off.
But the rest of us, we need to do our part.
Me? I am going to buy this ring with live Icelandic moss growing out of it. Why? Because I have an extra $450 and I want my punches to taste like environmental awareness.