Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A chick eating her butt stuff in Walmart. 'Murica.
- Sophie Reade is smokin' hot and has giant boobs.
- Penguins in Russia doesn't make a lot of sense but I love penguins.
- Dogs react to magic. HAHAHAHAHAHA
- Sex world records. Anyone wanna try and break one? Because I don't.
- Nick Cannon did whiteface, which doesn't offend me but reminds me how annoying he is.
- What girls want to hear when sexting. Actually very accurate.
- Intense dog grooming what the WHAT?!
- An 8-year-old girl absolutely shreds on the guitar. I feel old and talentless.
- And bad girls on spring break, bein' slutty.
[video via YouTube]