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I am fairly confident that this is the best Australian Souvlaki Restaurant TV Commercial Featuring A Guitar-Playing CGI chimp you'll see all day.

[via CollegeHumor]

…So I apologize if I'm a little crusty.

(Sorry, that joke was cheesy.)

[via I Am Bored]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week Daniel did an Oscars Spoiler Alert (above)
• A guy failed at releasing an animal
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some vagina strumming
• A woman used a car wash to clean her behind in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel did a web chat with a bedroom weightlifter.

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

"Hopeless" is kind of a harsh way to describe Ireland, guys.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Video Bash]

This is the guitar Taylor Swift is always crying on.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

So this means he's single? Holler!

[via CollegeHumor]

They rehearse eight hours a day.

[via Jest]

Guitarist David Didonato is currently attempting to set a new world record. If he makes it past 24 hours and 18 minutes, he will officially have played the longest guitar solo ever.

Since David took the stage around 7 PM yesterday evening that means he's about to break the record very, very soon.

And when he's done, David is going to get the longest blow job ever from a groupie that doesn't realize he's asleep.

[via Gawker]

"Juice-Box Hero"

We received well over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Anthony Barbieri.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Sure he can rock & roll, but let's see how
he does in the sex and drugs department.

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[photo: Izismile]