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"Juice-Box Hero"

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Using the Internet is a young man's game.  It's like the Pepsi of leisure activities.  (That's a joke.  Pepsi blows.)

Additionally, the video games Guitar Hero and Rock Band primarily serve as recreation for the younger generations.

Also, being a snarky asshole laughing at old people 'cause they look goofy — that's entirely for people under the age of 30.

Thus, The Faster Times online article of a collection of "Photos of Old People Playing Guitar Hero" is the perfect thing for the youth of today.  It's got all the things kids crave!  The Internet, video games, laughing at the elderly: What more could you want?!?

Maybe for one brief moment to feel the true happiness of understanding the power of simple pleasures?

Meh.  The dude in the picture above is OLD!  LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[via Urlesque]

That's right.  The kid in the above video just solved two Rubik's cubes while beating the Ozzy Osbourne song "Mr. Crowley" on Guitar Hero.  (Though at a somewhat paltry 77%.)

The song Mr. Crowley is named after Aleister Crowley, a man well-known for his dealings in the occult.

Is that a coincidence or did this kid give away his soul to the devil to acquire these amazing skills??

Actually, I think he may have just given away his willingness to have sex before he graduates high school.

Though who knows, with over 200,000 views in the past four days, maybe there are girls out there with some sort of fetish for a guy who knows his way around multicolored puzzles.  Maybe he could help you arrange your shoe closet…  Fast.  Really fast.

[via Buzzfeed]