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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

I'll Give You One Guess How I Lost This Baby

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"…Bingo. Woodworking accident."

[via The Chive]

Who's Ready To Have Some Fun?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

promrifle

Kevin's dad's really protective.

[via Izismile]

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This Chair Is Making My Butthole Nervous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 2:00PM

shotgunchair

"I turn the safety off to keep my prostate on its toes."

[via Imgur]

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seat

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Fan Favorites: I Just Shot Myself

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2013 at 6:00PM

Let's do it, Tc! We could all afford to be more patriotic.

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Ho-Ho-Hostage Situation

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 12, 2012 at 3:00PM

I'll say it: The War On Christmas is getting out of hand.

[via Acid Cow]

'Turn It To The Side, Son'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

I feel like he would hit it off really well with her.

By "hit it off" I mean they'd have sex with the door open while their kids played with fire ten feet away.

[via I am Bored]

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In The Video Version Of This..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

She shoots herself in the foot in 3..2..

[via Izismile]

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Sup, Ladies?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

I wonder what his stance is on abortion.

[via Izismile]

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2012

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This Baby Will Lead A Long Healthy Life If It Kills Him

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

According to The Huffington Post, a Washington man was arrested for pointing a handgun at a pregnant woman because she was smoking a cigarette. He then rescued a cat from a tree by setting a forest fire.

Found My Make Out Buddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

She lost her hair during chemo.

[via I am Bored]

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