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It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.
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The Internet is getting all excited over it's new favorite book: The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon R. Dickson.
BuzzFeed went ahead and called it "The Greatest Book Of All Time."
Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Dickson stole the plot of that book from a T-shirt I bought my girlfriend in Lake Tahoe…
Greatest book of all time??† More like greatest boyfriend of all time. Me.
[NOTE: I'm willing to accept that there's a chance the book may have come before the T shirt.† But can my girlfriend wear the fucking book?† No.† So fuck the book.]
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Solid effort ladies, but you still live in the murder capital of the United States.
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You know how kids be out there stealin' nuggets.† You gotta protect yo' stash.
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