guns

"…Bingo. Woodworking accident."

[via The Chive]

I'll say it: The War On Christmas is getting out of hand.

[via Acid Cow]

Sure, I'll vote, but someone has to die.

[via Happy Place]

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel discusses the ins and outs of firearm safety (like how the bullet goes in and then comes out of your leg) in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives the guy who shot himself another chance to play with guns.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel sits down with a guy who lost a quick draw contest against himself.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

The Internet is getting all excited over it's new favorite book: The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon R. Dickson.

BuzzFeed went ahead and called it "The Greatest Book Of All Time."

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Dickson stole the plot of that book from a T-shirt I bought my girlfriend in Lake Tahoe…

Greatest book of all time??  More like greatest boyfriend of all time. Me.

[NOTE: I'm willing to accept that there's a chance the book may have come before the T shirt.  But can my girlfriend wear the fucking book?  No.  So fuck the book.]

[via TDW]

What's really gross and rhymes with titty?

Detroit City!

Solid effort ladies, but you still live in the murder capital of the United States.

Submit your entry to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion by uploading a video HERE. And remember, we like guns. But only the bicep kind.

You know how kids be out there stealin' nuggets.  You gotta protect yo' stash.

Lots of food posts this morning.  Maybe I should go grab lunch.

[via The Clearly Dope]