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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

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The Classic Guy/Girl Struggle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

I totally feel you, babe. Ha! I'm kidding. I was always the one in pink.

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You Into Gamers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

Hey girl, I gotta joystick for ya.

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Pretty Pigtails

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Before he got it, it used to take him SO long to do his hair.

I'm kidding. He was bald.

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Watch Your Back, Channing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

You're only allowed to laugh at him if you have a better body.

<<complete silence from the Tosh readers>>

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