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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

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Don't take his earring out or he'll deflate.

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Sure, it burns fewer calories, but I also look like an idiot.

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If everyone has a different version of hell, this is Jessica Simpson's.

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My personal trainer says my dick needs to be bigger.

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Unsuccessful block, but VERY successful One-Man Wave.

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It really comes in handy for wiping down the machines.

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Just checking to see if I'm still fat.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this guy gets a Web Redemption. (Don't worry, we'll be gentle. We know it's his first time.)

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Quick weight loss tip: take off your baby before you work out.

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