"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."
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You can't hear the dialogue, so here are some excerpts:
"Now ya gotta–"
"And then ya–"
"All right keep–"
"Screw this I quit."
"OK I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Aww yeah. Suck it, bitches!"
This is a great way to practice your handstand while also peeing into your own mouth.
[via Two Guys One Account]
Realizing it was Thursday basically felt like being in a leotard, running up to a spring board, and dragging my face across a gymnastics wedge.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Before her romps in the Olympic Village her last name was Smith.
Most athletes just go for an olympic rings tattoo. But leave it to the Japanese to come up with crazy-ass headgear.
Michael Phelps' parents are already throwing up in the bushes.
Gymnasts are hot! Am I right? So fit and flexible.
This gymnast is 86. Which means she's also very experienced in bed.
Sweet dreams tonight.
There were a lot of great Fan Favorites suggestions last week, but I decided to go with Arielle's because she was the only one polite enough to wish us all a Happy Early Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Arielle.
When you break the wishbone this year, think of this guy's leg.
His wish was for the unbearable pain to stop.
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