gymnastics

"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."

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You can't hear the dialogue, so here are some excerpts:
"Ye–"
"No–"
"Now ya gotta–"
"And then ya–"
"All right keep–"
"Screw this I quit."
"OK I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Aww yeah. Suck it, bitches!"

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This is a great way to practice your handstand while also peeing into your own mouth.

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Realizing it was Thursday basically felt like being in a leotard, running up to a spring board, and dragging my face across a gymnastics wedge.

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Before her romps in the Olympic Village her last name was Smith.

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None of them get their periods.

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Most athletes just go for an olympic rings tattoo. But leave it to the Japanese to come up with crazy-ass headgear.

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Michael Phelps' parents are already throwing up in the bushes.

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Gymnasts are hot! Am I right? So fit and flexible.

This gymnast is 86. Which means she's also very experienced in bed.

Sweet dreams tonight.

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There were a lot of great Fan Favorites suggestions last week, but I decided to go with Arielle's because she was the only one polite enough to wish us all a Happy Early Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Arielle.

When you break the wishbone this year, think of this guy's leg.

His wish was for the unbearable pain to stop.

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