hackers

I love '90s educational videos because the acting is always over-the-top. Like in this video where I'm pretty sure the hacker thinks he's actually making a porno.

"Oh, I get it. I'm pretending to be a hacker to get into women's houses."

"No, Andy. This is really an educational film about hacking."

"Right…hacking."

If you simply replace what he's saying with what he's thinking, his tone makes much more sense.

You might as well give me the keys to the front door, I'm going to get into your system (pants).

I'm going to get my hands on your data (boobs).

I'll probably have more access to more areas of your computer network (body) than most employees (your husband).

And trust me, I'm going to take advantage of it (you).

"That's great, Andy. Maybe be a little less creepy this take because the point is that you seem trustworthy."

"Totally. Got it. Should we do this one with my pants off?"

[via EIT]

Do you use the Internet?  Are you Christian?  Has your social ineptitude, coupled with your desire to only interact with people whose beliefs are as alienating from the general populous as your own, caused you to resort to specialty online dating sites?

If you answered "yes" to all three of these questions, you may want to change the password to your Facebook account.

According to The Next Web, all these crazy Facebook screenshots we've been seeing over the past week — like the one above and the "penis and poo" one (you know which one I'm talking about!) — have been the work of a group of hackers (presumed to be associated with online message board 4chan) who obtained Facebook user information by hacking into a Christian dating site.

Most people with any knowledge of the Net long ago determined that 4chan users are a godless people.  But these latest attacks are quite brazen.  Lucky for those involved, the Internet is so anonymous even the Lord can't judge you!