I love '90s educational videos because the acting is always over-the-top. Like in this video where I'm pretty sure the hacker thinks he's actually making a porno.
"Oh, I get it. I'm pretending to be a hacker to get into women's houses."
"No, Andy. This is really an educational film about hacking."
If you simply replace what he's saying with what he's thinking, his tone makes much more sense.
You might as well give me the keys to the front door, I'm going to get into your system (pants).
I'm going to get my hands on your data (boobs).
I'll probably have more access to more areas of your computer network (body) than most employees (your husband).
And trust me, I'm going to take advantage of it (you).
"That's great, Andy. Maybe be a little less creepy this take because the point is that you seem trustworthy."
"Totally. Got it. Should we do this one with my pants off?"