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"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."

[via Acid Cow]

Don't you gals want to watch tentacle porn like a normal Japanese person?

[via Uber Humor]

Less of a "combover" and more of a "headband."

[via Izismile]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
• Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
• A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
• New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
• Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
• Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
• 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
• Here's what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
• And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

Even Wolverine had an awkward stage.

[via Izismile]

"The weirdest part? Bob makes out with more chicks than I do."

[via Izismile]

He was just seeing if there was any coke in there.

[via Barstool]

This is your best shot at banging 1980s-era Molly Ringwald.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Although honestly I'm going to be a little disappointed when you take off your shirt to reveal a hairless six pack.

Seriously though buy this.

[via I Heart Chaos]