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New Customers Wanted

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 15, 2011 at 1:00PM

Are they selling meat pie downstairs? Because you probably don't want to eat it.

[via The DW]

Ooooh Girl

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 20, 2010 at 10:00AM

Abbott and  Costello would love this salon.

"Ooooh, girl! Who did your hair?"

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon."

"Huh? No, I'm asking who did your 'do."

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon."

"I go to Klippaz on Main. Now tell me who did yours, girl."

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon!"

"Bitch, you crazy."

[via Julia Segel]

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