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On the next Maury: "I went out to buy a throw rug and came back with a husband!"

Now it's even harder to tell who won.

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I'M SORRY, WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOUR SECRET OVER THE SOUND OF THAT BITCH ORGASMING.

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Can ranch dressing double as leave-in conditioner?

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The carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes are made of carpet.

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I've got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. And a terrible hairdo.

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It's just the only way God can see if he's lined up.

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That haircut cost him $300.

[via The Chive]

Now if only he had hair to cover up that dumb tattoo.

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…And one guy pretending to be a garbage can.

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