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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Froggy Fresh has a new track called Dunked On. He'd make a good point guard. 
• Here's an education video on women from 1959. Fuckin' Myrtle, you dumb bitch.
• Club Kid! I bet he LOVES Calvin Harris.
• A chick let the Powerball winner cut her in line when they bought tickets. Oh no you di'int.
• Weird McDonalds items from other countries. The only thing better than sweet tea is a McBeer.
• Your daily dose of hot girls! Since I know you aren't around them in real life.
• A little girl gave herself a haircut. It's no worse than anything Lena Dunham has rocked.
• Classic fence fail. The stuff dreams are made of.
• A husky on the baseball field! How many dog jokes can the announcers bark out?
• A woman had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car. Also, is kinda cute.
• And here's a deer just raging through a taco restaurant. Looks like me on a Saturday night.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we do a CeWEBrity Profile on this totally awesome dude, man. Whatever you do, don't sweat it, bro.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

"Now I just need to find a way to retweet my pubes."

[via The Chive]

Joke's on you, creepo. I only get into vans offering candy.

[via FailNation]

In college this was the only haircut that I could afford.

[via Izismile]

It's just the only way God can see if he's lined up.

[via I am Bored]

That haircut cost him $300.

[via The Chive]

"I got eyes in the back of my head.  Now they can stare at boobies."

[via Izismile]

Otherwise your mugshot will look like this.

Police said Davis (above) was getting a haircut when the victim approached in what Davis called an "aggressive manner," so he picked up scissors and slashed the man in the back.

Let him go, Your Honor. Having to walk around with half a 'fro is punishment enough.

[via GorillaMask]

She might be the baddest, but that hairstyle is the worst.

[via Skull Swap]