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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

You Deserve Credit

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

Not many people can pull off the "About To Be Dragged Back To Hell" look.

[via The Chive]

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bangs

blonde

creepy

fashion

fingers

hair

hairdo

hairstyles

hands

sinister

wtf

On Today's Episode

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Husbands who cheat, and the pencil erasers who love them.

[via Poorly Dresssed]

I Think She Likes Elmo

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

[via IAB]

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elmo

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Basket Weave

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

Kind of puts your pocket full of jelly beans to shame.

[via i-a-b]

Angry Hair

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 29, 2011 at 2:00PM

If you're walking around the mall this holiday season WITHOUT an ad on your head, you're wasting time.

[via reddit]

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angry birds

black guy

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Hair Says A Lot About A Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 16, 2011 at 11:00AM

Usually it's a more subtle message. Like "didn't shower today" or "still thinks goatees are cool".

[via The Clearly Dope]

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baby

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I've Got My Mind On My Money And My Money On My Mind

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 16, 2011 at 11:00AM

We get it, Sean Paul. We get it.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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bag

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hair

hairdo

head

louis vuitton

salon

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zipper

This Kid Looks Pretty Cool

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 26, 2011 at 1:00PM

Somewhere there's a guy surfing who has a plastic figurine of a preteen boy giving a thumbs up in his hair.

When these two meet, that's when all that crazy 2012, end-of-the-world shit goes down.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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bad hairdo

cool

hair

hairdo

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portrait

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surfing

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If You Want a Cool Hairstyle, You Need Money

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 19, 2011 at 4:00PM

Bitch better have my mone–  Oh there it is.

[via Reddit]

Yo Hair Looks Delicious

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 27, 2010 at 2:00PM

BRB, getting a vat of milk.

[via Zany Pickle]

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