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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 1, 2010 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I found another Tosh.0-inspired costume while doing my daily Twitter scan, so as our final recap of the Halloween weekend, I'm judging Josh's costume whether he likes it or not…

My biggest pet peeve is the glasses.  I've never seen Daniel in glasses and I've meet him on at least more than one occasion.  If you want to do Daniel, get some contacts.

And though that V is super, super deep, technically, it's not a V neck: you just got lazy with the buttons.  (Not to mention the nip-slip.  Gross.  Cover up, Janet.)

However, Josh did incorporate one of part of the show that no one else did… the green screen!  That scores big-time creativity points in my book.

A+

Baby Jersey Shore

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 1, 2010 at 6:00PM

Oh, God. Will someone please give them poisoned candy?

[via Buzzfeed]

I Grade Your Tosh.0 Costumes

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 1, 2010 at 2:00PM

Many of you took our challenge to post images of yourselves in Tosh.0 Halloween costumeson our Facebook wall.  It was tough randomly picking the ones I liked to show here, but I did it anyway.

Though, technically, there are no winners and losers, the real winners are the people who submitted photos and the losers are the rest of you.  Regardless, I hope you all had a great Halloween weekend.

Now let's get into the costume recap:

John's photo (seen above) is the closest we came to a true Daniel Tosh look-a-like.  The "Hello, My Name Is" sticker is a little on the nose and the V certainly could be deeper, but the pose is dead on and he's got the kind of looks discriminating TV viewers demand.  You got a future in Hollywood, kid!  A

See 11 other submissions after the jump… more...

Halloween's Finest Jack-O'-Lantern

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 1, 2010 at 11:00AM

What's the most annoying thing about Jack-O'-Lanterns?

Dealing with the candle.

It's like a terrible game of Operation trying to set that thing inside without getting gross orange pumpkin goo all over your hand.  And trying to light it?  What a pain!  Every November 1st, I find my fingers covered with burns from trying to get a good angle on the wick with those painfully tiny matches… or even worse, a lighter.  What am I supposed to do?  Go out and spend a small fortune on those extra-long, extra-expensive fireplace matches for the rich??  I'm not Bill Gates.

That's why this jack-o'-lantern is amazing.  Look at all that candle access!  No more going through the top hole!  Just set that sucker right inside and reach in to light from the front.

Genius!

I know how I'm carving next year's Halloween pumpkin.

[via Reddit]

Family Does 'Thriller' Halloween Light Show

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 1, 2010 at 10:00AM

Adopt me.

[via The High Def]

Submit Your Photo to Daniel's Halloween Costume Challenge!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 29, 2010 at 8:00PM

Looking for a last minute Halloween costume idea?  Why not dress up as Daniel Tosh, host of your favorite show on television, Tosh.0?

If you do (and we know you will), post your photos to the wall of our Facebook page and after the Halloween weekend, we'll feature our favorites back here on the blog.

Need some inspiration?  Check out this mashup of our favorite Tosh.0 moments featuring Daniel playing dress up!

Happy Halloween!

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 29, 2010 at 7:00PM

I realize we showed this exact same video last year, but it's a favorite here at the Tosh.0 blog, and in the spirit of hopefully creating a long-lasting tradition, I present it to you once again in 2010!  It just wouldn't be a Halloween weekend without Jack!  So…

I'm going to be spending my weekend (once again) wondering why this is (still) a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Beware This Halloween

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 29, 2010 at 2:00PM

This Halloween, beware of mischievous guys in spandex who refuse to grow up.

Cuz they?re rapin errbody out there.

[via Segal]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Zombies!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 29, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Tyler W.

"Yeah, my Zoosk profile picture is from a couple of years ago…"

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Be Mark Zuckerberg for Halloween

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 29, 2010 at 11:00AM

Here's another last minute Halloween costume…

Gawker gives you everything you need to dress as Facebook founder and legendary dick, Mark Zuckerberg.  You can get a full-size printable version of the mask above on their website.

Though I have no intention of spending my Halloween dressed as a curly-haired freak, I do enjoy just looking at the mask.  Seeing those empty white spaces where Mark's eyes should be serve as a constant reminder that the man has no soul and is essentially dead inside.

Not included in the costume: billions of dollars.

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