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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Epic Termination Letter

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 11, 2011 at 11:00AM

"Go straddle a narwhal" is my new favorite insult. We're all forever indebted to a stranger for sharing that gem.

Also, whaaat? He knows Pi to the 46th digit? This guy sounds awesome. Why was he the assistant manager of a Domino's to begin with?

You're better off, man! Nobody wants to mix lava cake for some humorless jerk who can't spell narwhal.

[via The DW]

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