"Go straddle a narwhal" is my new favorite insult. We're all forever indebted to a stranger for sharing that gem.
Also, whaaat? He knows Pi to the 46th digit? This guy sounds awesome. Why was he the assistant manager of a Domino's to begin with?
You're better off, man! Nobody wants to mix lava cake for some humorless jerk who can't spell narwhal.
[via The DW]