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Nothing says my wife left and took the kids like dinnertime verbal abuse to fast food employees.

I'm assuming after the video stopped he screamed at the camera guy for his vertical recording incompetence.

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See, Lady Gaga? How hard is it to also wear a nice tasteful bun?

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She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

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I think I'm going to really RELISH fatherhood.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

No? Well, then, my friend. Today is the day I change your life!

Just a mere 30 seconds into this clip, people are literally praising God for In-N-Out "animal style" burgers. And then another 30 seconds after that, a woman?who must have either the most boring life ever or the most intense emotions ever? actually cries tears over her burger.

"This should be easy." -Alien who watched this clip that plans on conquering the human race

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Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food.

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Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark.�And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

May is National Hamburger Month! How will you celebrate? Well, if you're smart you'll celebrate by purchasing this�White Castle Shower Curtain.

It's a candle with the "steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America's first fast-food hamburger". Oh, no, wait. That's the White Castle Scented Candle that sold out WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST.

I'm improvising by telling you to buy the $50 shower curtain instead. Because the real treat is this…

For a limited time, White Castle air fresheners are being given away to those who spend $25 at the online shop.

You know that meat and onion scent that lingers in your car hours after getting fast food? You can smell that for weeks if you hurry!

Buy now!

Look what somebody came up with! It's succeedblog.org ?- as in, the opposite of failblog.org.

They do posts like the ?hamburger success? above (which, by the way, becomes a fail the moment someone tries to eat it). They have other images and videos of positivity. You get the idea.

Problem is SucceedBlog is a blog FAIL. Success is boring!

Have you ever seen a movie or a TV show where someone just keeps on succeeding over and over? No. That would be terrible. Can you imagine Wile E. Coyote feasting on roadrunner carcass after roadrunner carcass? No one wants to see that. The only time a race is exciting is when there's at least one loser.

Our culture revels in failure. And as our blog proves, we'll continue to revel in failure as well.

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