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It's "Horny Horny Japanese Men Who Want You To Bludgeon Their Dicks (TM)."

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Turtle Orgasm
• Propeller Girl (above)
• Hammer Hand
• Walk Off Home Run
• Demolition Cars
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Male Stripper
• How To Catch A Kangaroo
• Web Redemption raw clip: Rock Climber Fail
• Lucky at Gas Pump
• Fem Skin
• A Jew Touches Ham

Last Thursday, we showed you "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car."  The title's a bit long for my tastes.  I mean, it's not as long as the titles you guys suggest in the comments, but then again, what titles are??

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rory Bourgeois with his title, "Role change: Robin saves day while Batman gobbles on wiener."  It's funny because it implies that typically Robin is a cock-gobbler!  And gobbling cock is funny!!  Congratulations, Rory!

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to understand what makes the Reporter Who Can't Break Glass so scrawny in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

It takes Daniel a matter of seconds to teach the Reporter Who Can't Break Glass how to use a hammer.

Greenpro Productions has attempted to find a niche for his YouTube channel by posting videos of optical illusions.  A couple of these vids have even reached near-viral status: His "Shady Optical Illusion" has gotten over 300,000 views since he put it online three weeks ago.

But after digging a little deeper into his collection of uploads, it quickly became apparent where he got his user name from: This dude must be a total professional at smoking greens to think some of these "illusions" are interesting.

Take the "Impossible Illusion!" from above, for example.  You know why it's impossible?  Because it's not an illusion!  It's — LAME SPOILER ALERT! — tied with a f*cking string!

A string!  That isn't an illusion!  That's a physical property!  If he wasn't shooting this with an old camera in crap light, it would be totally obvious this whole "illusion" was B.S. from the get-go.

So what do you think…