Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A supercut of people saying "twerk" on the news. Tonight at 9: we all sound like nerds.
- Speaking of twerk, they just added it to the dictionary, along with "selfie". My life is over.
- Want permanent duck face surgery? Cool me too.
- PETA says chicken wings will give your baby a small dick. Nice try, it's obviously the blue cheese dressing's fault.
- Hump day! Hot chicks! Butts! Thongs! Christmas on a Wednesday.
- 22 famous actors and their stunt doubles. Is JLo's single??
- Poker heartbreak. Instant cocky-bro karma.
- The newest cat massage is also the first time I've ever been jealous of a feline.
- The world's most fashionable hamster. Not a lot of competition though.
- Funniest game show answers of all time. Psh, as if you could do better.
- And 26 things China copied. Great, now I'm craving Pizza Huh.
[video via Gawker]