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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

More like The Sound of Silence But Deadliness, amiright?!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

No she can't dress herself, yes she does a mean crab walk.

[via Imgur]

Oh, come on! He was just telling the pitcher to throw a spitball. Or a swallowball, depending on his preferences.

[via Hell.tv]

Hey! I found my Hot Wheels!

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Turtle Orgasm
• Propeller Girl (above)
• Hammer Hand
• Walk Off Home Run
• Demolition Cars
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Male Stripper
• How To Catch A Kangaroo
• Web Redemption raw clip: Rock Climber Fail
• Lucky at Gas Pump
• Fem Skin
• A Jew Touches Ham

You know, dude…  A magic "wand."  It's that thing you wish you had to make this embarrassing video disappear off YouTube.

[via Gawker]

Rupert Murdoch is 81 years old.

He's spent the last 65 of those years in the bath.

[via IHC]

Why would I spend a dollar when I can have tons of summer fun cutting off my own hand for free??

[via Eat Liver]

Hand of a man with a long penis

This week, researchers at Gachon University Gil Hospital in South Korea reported that a smaller ratio between the second and fourth fingers is linked to a longer stretched penis size.

For those of you that are bad at science, that means that if your ring and index finger are the same size, you're more like Chris Brown. If they are different sizes, you're more like Ken Jeong's character in The Hangover.

Leave it to the Asians to figure that out.

Mine are exactly the same size. Which I think means I'll marry a guy with a huuuuuuuuuuuuge bank account. But I'm not a scientist so I can't be sure.

[via MSNBC]