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Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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Flesh Puppet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

"It's not what you think, I keep my iPhone in there."

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Damnnn Barbara

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

Well Barbara I think you've summed up why your grandchildren never visit.

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Arrg, He's Got Pirate Hands

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's a bold move to skip the tattoo and piercing phase and go strait into having souls of the damned implanted into your body.

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Let Me Look Into My Crystal Ball (It's A Marble)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

They also give her the power to make any man feel REALLY good about himself.

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