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I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.

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I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

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Hey, I'm looking to catch burglars, not Don Juans.

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Not many people can pull off the "About To Be Dragged Back To Hell" look.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Raise your balloon hand if you still live by the phrase, "Not my chair, not my problem."

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I just dropped an actual kid off at the pool.

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Next up, the "touching people's balls" prank.  Then the "cuddling your cellmate" prank.

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No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

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Rupert Murdoch is 81 years old.

He's spent the last 65 of those years in the bath.

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Is it a dog with human arms or a human with a dog head?

Fascinating.

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