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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Daily of the Day]

The Saddest Thing You'll See Today

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Oh, yeah, no, whatever, it's cool. I'll just go home and write about this in my diary for a few hours."

[via The Chive]

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The Most Entertaining Thing To Ever Happen In Golf

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

You have something on your face, Billy Payne. It's a little piece of dignity.

There, yeah. You got it.

[via FoD]

You Learn Something Every Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2010 at 4:00PM

Today's lesson: Blind people can't see you when you offer to shake their hand.

But at least she did the right thing by laughing it off.  Because I don't know what's funnier, her stupidity or his blindness.  Both really hilarious, right?

[via Today's Big Thing]

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Bush Wipes Handshake on Clinton's Shirt

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 24, 2010 at 1:00PM

I used to babysit for a 3 year-old that did this exact same thing every time a girl on the playground touched him. He would always wipe their cooties off on my shirt.

Then I would give him a squirt of hand sanitizer and a few Goldfish crackers and send him back out there to play with the other kids. And if he was good all afternoon, we'd have popsicles!

It's so easy being a kid. Life is just one big playground.

Make sure Georgey doesn't talk to Uncle Joe. He'll put bad words into his mouth.