happiness

Or better yet: a gun!

[via Break]

via CNN

Really, McDonald's? Wedding packages in Hong Kong?

Guess what, we've always had those.  This is America, dammit.

Need more proof? Fine.

More and more and more and more.

Yep, a dog paddling in the air. But I love it.

Not sure if the hysterical laughter makes this video better, worse, or way worse.

via reddit

…a sad shark.

Because deep down you know you are all depressed.  That's why you're here: You need laughter.  One fleeting moment of happiness to cheer up your otherwise miserable lives.

But sad shark won't let you.  Sad shark is effin' sad, dude.

P.S. Don't ask me any other questions about sad shark.  If I knew more about what sad shark was I wouldn't be here… I'd be a respected marine biologist.

[via Julia Segal]

You've probably ALWAYS wanted to be a greeting card writer, but never knew how to break into such a cutting edge, competitive industry. Well, thank goodness for the net, because now ANYONE can write greeting cards!  And boy, are they good.

Pig Spigot lets users upload their own cards for everyone to print out and use! Just look at these awesome user submitted cards for:

• Birthdays!
• Merry Christmas!
• New Baby!
• Our Condolences!
• Thank You!
• Congrats on Your Wedding!
• We'll Miss You!
• Graduation!
• Thinking of You!
• Happy Anniversary!

Best user generated content of all time.  Dreams CAN come true!