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Look, I made you a cake of me blacking out on your birthday cake. (Don't worry, that's a fresh diaper!)
Happy birthday to Daniel Tosh, and to all a happy Daniel!
[via Cakecentral]
"You can't give that cake to a 6-year-old! No, the guns are fine. But everyone knows no grenades until a girl turns 7!!"
[via I Am Bored]
When you see two green "Happy birthdays" in a row that's how you know Stuart has died.
[via Whatevs dot net]
Today is Ohio Congressman, perennial Presidential candidate, and all-around short dude Dennis Kucinich's 63rd birthday.
The event is being celebrated on his website with a happy birthday greeting on the front page under "Latest News."
If you click through, visitors have the opportunity to access a "Print version of this document." This link will bring you to the very… um… official looking document that is reprinted above.
Seriously, guys? This is the best you could do for the Congressman's birthday. I mean, I know the big 6-3 is no major milestone, but couldn't you spruce that document up a little bit? Maybe use a graphic that has been created during Kucinich's lifetime?
As far as birthday cards go, this thing is barely even fridge worthy. I realize we want to cut government spending, but live a little, will ya?!
Maybe a nice Photoshopped pic of Kucinich sitting in the oval office would be a fun birthday gift?
Here is a great reason to put your old birthday footage on the web for everyone to see: Allowing others to laugh at your pain.
This man learned a valuable lesson: Birthday wishes can come true even before you blow out the candles.
That's why you have to be careful not to think I wish someone would kill me so I don't have to listen to these idiots' horrible singing any longer!
[via Blog of Hilarity]
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