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I broke both hips just watching this.

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Just checking to see if I'm still fat.

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Tonight, Daniel gave you a look at the Tosh.0 office's "hardcore parkour" routine.

Want to show us your own 30 seconds of hardcore parkour?  You can upload your videos here.

Recently, I've been seeing more and more buzz around the song "Don't Brush My Hair in Knots" by Murp.

The band Murp has gotten a lot of traction since putting their live performance of "Don't Brush My Hair in Knots" on the web in May of 2010, topping over 200,000 views.  They've seen a recent spike in traffic after getting picked up by a few big sites including Yahoo!

But just because Murp is going mainstream, I don't know why people think of Murp as some sort of one hit wonder.  I celebrate Murp's entire catalog.

That's why I'm not going to be just one more site promoting Murp's big single.  The Tosh.0 blog doesn't do payola.  We don't bow down to the big record company execs in their three-button suits.

Instead I've embedded Murp's latest classic, "Murp means Happy."

In an analogical sense, Murp may just become Nirvana to Rebecca Black's Michael Jackson, changing the zeitgeist of video-based online music forever.  At least for this week.

Murp 'til I die!!!!!

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Last Friday, we showed you "Kid Lights His Nose And Cries" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Do you want to do some "hardcore stuff"?  This kid did and he paid the price… assuming this video is real… which we kind of doubt it is.  One thing we do know for sure though, "Kid Lights His Nose And Cries" is definitely not the funniest title for this vid.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Last week's Rename This Video was canceled due to a medical problem with my balls.  I assure you it will never flare up again.

This video is what the Internet is all about: Raw, unedited video of a skier being trapped under an avalanche and the ensuing dramatic rescue, uploaded directly to the web and accompanied by a rambling first-hand account of the events that unfolded.

Take all your pussycat videos and throw them out the window.  Seriously, next time you consider uploading a video of your dog chasing its own tail, shove your head into a bathtub full of water and hold it there until you're about to drown.  Then go skydiving on acid.

Then maybe we'll consider giving you your YouTube privileges back.

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"Ice T" gives a whole new meaning to "IT" department in this clip where he fixes his Mac laptop computer like a true gangsta. A gansta that has a MacBook and can identify internal computer components.

And voices a donkey in a crappy kid's movie.

You didn't wake up early for this, but you probably would have if you knew what you were about to see.

Uncle Kurt?!
I knew you guys all got together at Downing's every Friday to talk about possibly purchasing and riding sweet ass hogs after you could retire from your graveyard shifts at the plant, but I had no idea you started a band together- let alone a band that played zombie music. Kickass.
Props to "Cool Bob" and his awesome animation skills. Looks like that course at the community college paid off afterall. Can I get your autographs before you make the bigtime?
Solid! Uncle Kurt, you're the coolest.
Also, can I have that $35 you borrowed from me when I was seven back? Thanks.

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