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"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section. They're on the KKK aisle. Next to plumbing."
[via Pleated Jeans]
You?ll find this DVD player fix at the definitive jury rigging site There I Fixed It. But I don?t think this player was ever broken. Judging by the fittings, she probably just bought it at the Pottery Barn.
Seriously, DVD technology is supposedly a massive improvement on VHS. The picture quality is much better. You don?t have to rewind DVDs. And best of all, DVDs can?t get eaten by your machine… as long as you attach a handle to the front of the player and yank it to pieces whenever it gets stuck.
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