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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Do I answer my own questions with hashtags? #Yes

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Alright, Jus, I think that's the first time anyone has used the #Winning tag properly.

Now let's never do it again.

I have a sixth sense for knowing when things are going to be terrible.  That's why when I see #showsweneedback is trending on Twitter, I know to expect the worst.

Right now, people's suggestions of shows we need back are coming in at a pace of hundreds by the minute.  Let's take a peek at some of the most recent:

#ShowsWeNeedBack Doug, Hey Arnold, RugRats, All That, Are You afriad of the dark?, boy meets world, full house, I can go on all day

Or you could just grow up.

#showsweneedback DOUGIE HOUSEEEEEERRR!!!

That's not a show.

#showsweneedback DIFFERENT STROKES

Obviously you haven't heard: They're all dead.

#showsweNeedback Dawsons Creek, i dont wanna wait for our lives to be overrr. i love that song!

Or how about this: Just download the song.

#showsweneedback Moesha.

No thank you.

#ShowsWeNEEDback queer eye for the straight guy…JOOOOOKE LOOOL

You're not joking.

Oh, Twitter hashtag games…  Why are you the favorite activity of the dumbest people alive?

There's been a recent push via a Twitter/Facebook/annoying campaign to try and get comedic actor du jour Donald Glover considered to play Spiderman in the upcoming Spiderman movie "reboot" — the word "reboot" of course meaning that the good version of Spiderman 4 has fallen apart, so the studio is currently enlisting talentless hacks to help them recoup on their already excessive investment.

Now, Donald Glover is not a talentless hack.  Everyone loves Donald Glover.  And in fact, he's got so much going for him right now, he doesn't even need to land a spot in Spiderman 4.  I'm sure there are plenty of people lining up to give him work; and if not, Community got renewed for a second season.  That's cash money.

But big "Dong Lover" fans know that he got his start as part of the online sketch comedy troupe Derrick Comedy.  The other two guys in that group haven't reaped all the benefits as much as ol' Donald has.

So I say, why not give one of them a shot?  Why couldn't D.C. Pierson or Dominic Dierkes make a decent Spiderman??  I mean, Tobey McGuire handled that shit.

So consider this my vote for the hashtags #dc4spiderman or #dominic4spiderman.  Why not?  No one is going to get cast in a blockbuster movie because of a fucking tweet anyway.