She thinks it stands for Drink Tea Forever.
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My favorite part is how sad they seem.
I'd wear my stereotype as a hat too. But I can't find one made of large noses and money.
Sometimes people love animals. And sometimes those people love squirrels and make hats for them.
Mary Krupa, a student at Penn State, is known around campus as the Squirrel Whisperer. Why? Because she sits with them, pets them, feeds them, and -duh- accessorizes them. Sneezy The Squirrelis the most well-known. (And the most media savvy, as you can see.)
Yes, this is weird. But as long as Mary can keep them the hell away from me, I don't give a shit what she does. Whisper on, Squirrel Whisperer. More photos.. after the jump!
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All that ice cream is going straight to his head.
You ever go back to your alma mater for a football game, and realize that everyone looks super young?
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He's gonna get so much more ass than the dudes wearing fedoras.
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RUN BITCH YOU'RE IT!
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So do we get a big gold belt? Or just the trucker hat and the pleasure of being the world's douchiest country?
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