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Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.
The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?
[via New York Magazine]
"I can't figure this map out. Just meet me at the Cinnabon and I'll murder you there."
[via journo-fascist profiteer]
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