Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A grown ass man got stuck in a high chair and had to call 911. PS his friends left him there.
- This clip from HBO's Real Sex is one of those WOW moments. I've played it ten times already.
- A drunk angry guy cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend. Sound logic.
- Tobias Funke in The Shining. This scene still makes me want to pee my cutoffs.
- Girls in and around water is all kinds of sexy! Stay hydrated, kids.
- 'Follow me/Bring beer' sandals. I should say both of those things to potential suitors.
- Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet are- AHHHH.
- A Papa John's delivery guy was busted for delivering $40,000 worth of cocaine. Did he include the garlic sauce??
- Dharma eats spaghetti. Is the singular for spaghetti still spaghetti? She eats ONE spaghetti.
- Justin Bieber has 24 hours to claim his monkey, is definitely not going to.
- A dude rubbed his dick on some pepperoni in a grocery store because why not?
- Bonus Link: Mama June's portrait, which to be honest reminds me of Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet.
[photo via Gawker]