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Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

[via BroBible]

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

"The weirdest part? Bob makes out with more chicks than I do."

[via Izismile]

Sure, most of our readers are too young to do their taxes, but that doesn't mean I didn't have to and it certainly doesn't mean you can't enjoy this photo.

[via The Chive]

"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."

[via Barstool]

Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

[via The Chive]

He's always like, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

We're in counseling.

[via Izismile]

'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

[via It Makes No Sense]

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT."

[via The Clearly Dope]