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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

Diner Furniture Is His Kryptonite

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.

[via IHC]

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She's The Neighborhood Bike

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

Make sure you wear a helmet. On both heads.

[via Izismile]

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bicycle

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Just Do It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 24, 2012 at 11:00AM

What's your excuse for not working out, fatty?

[via The Chive]

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basketball

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head

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What Bald Spot?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now if only he had hair to cover up that dumb tattoo.

[via Imgur]

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bald

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How Was YOUR Holiday?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

If you didn't wake up looking like her, you didn't do it right.

[via I am Bored]

Who Says Tattoos Aren't Classy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 29, 2012 at 3:00PM

FACT: a butterfly tramp stamp is nothing without cum antennae.

[via Izismile]

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Click for Head

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 26, 2012 at 3:00PM

Now you don't even need a douchey friend to tap the top of your beer with the bottom of theirs!

[via Reddit]

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asian

beer

click

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foam

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Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2012 at 12:00PM

Which side looks cheaper- the left or the right?

[via I am Bored]

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cheap

dollar bills

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scalp

woman

Just Charging the Phone

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2012 at 11:00AM

There's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head.

[via IAB]

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airport

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Goose Hat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 12:00PM

RUN BITCH YOU'RE IT!

We received nearly 1,000 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Charles Logan Taft.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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