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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Head Hack

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 26, 2012 at 4:00PM


He'll be looking like Michael Jackson in no time.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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So Here's A Weird Gallery Of Daniel's Head On Other Bodies

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

Did everyone have a good long weekend? Apparently Daniel did some pole dancing and then quite a bit of tanning. Either that or these pictures aren't real.

If you can't get enough of these beauty shots, there are more examples of how to use Photoshop correctly after the jump.

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You've Got A Little Something On Your Neck

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

Oh never mind, it's just a mole. I thought it was stick figure cum.

[via IMNS]

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Daniel Attended The UCF Basketball Game Last Night

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

That guy is really getting a big head.

Who Wears The Pants?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Their relationship is the ultimate Magic Eye.

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Whoever Stacked These Papers Is a Real Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 7, 2011 at 3:00PM

EXTRA!  EXTRA!  READ ALL ABOUT IT!  BALD-HEADED PEOPLE LOOK LIKE GIANT WALKING PENISES!

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Justin Bieber Is A Piece Of Meat

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 14, 2011 at 1:00PM

He might give you E. coli but at least he can't get you pregnant.

[via BIOTV]

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Your Halloween Costume Is, Um, Weird

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 27, 2011 at 2:00PM

Trick or treating is going to be hard. But getting the smell out of her hair will be much harder.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: iPhone Heads

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 21, 2011 at 12:00PM

They figure with tech support strapped right to the phone
old people won't find it so scary to use one.

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amy Cordova.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: iPhone Heads

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 17, 2011 at 4:00PM

Now you can play Angry Birds while receiving oral sex!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

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