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The only thing worse than being punched in the face is being told you look like a man.

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Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.

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Stop whatever you're doing, world. And fix this problem.

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That's news? Thousands of college girls make the best of theirs every day.

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Leave it up to those sexual deviant liberals in Hollywood to push their pro-bestiality agenda!

Fun Hollywood fact: The reason the lion was roaring in the original MGM logo was because Clark Gable was having sex with it.

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That's a guilty face if I've ever seen one.

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"Good! He deserves it!" -Someone that read this headline the same way I did

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Nothing says "I told you so" quite like Larry not being able to understand his wife when she says "I told you so".

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Let's check in on my hometown of Naples, Florida, shall we?

David Bustos, 26, got in an argument with his girlfriend last week. He left her home then came back while she was sleeping to shave her head with electric clippers.

"Deputies said there were several sections of braided hair lying on the victim?s bed."

Solid imagery, deputies.

What do you think is more upsetting? Her bald spot or the fact that those clippers are definitely used on his junk?

"Haha! That's some shitty luck." ?Guy who got hit by lightning twice

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