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The first step is admitting you have a bird on your head.

[via Acid Cow]

Do you have any nuts and/or have you seen my dead wife?

[via Cracked]

"Now that's good storytelling!" — Michael Bay

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Summer time is here.  Look sexy this Memorial Day weekend!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to try a 3 way."

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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You ever have that conversation where everyone's sharing stories about a time they've crapped their pants and there's that one guy who has waaay too many stories… like to the point where you begin to question whether he realizes that crapping your pants isn't a normal thing for people to do.

Yeah, well, the Internet is that guy.

Example: Listicles [Dude, we didn't name it...] recently ran this article of "12 Videos of People Smashing Guitars on Peoples' Heads."

I fully expected half the videos to be of the same guy getting repeatedly bashed with a guitar figuring that the first strike caused enough brain damage to where he forgot it wasn't a good idea to begin with.  But no… 12 videos, 12 different idiots.

This one I can understand.  It was a fully unanticipated attack…

The rest of the videos though…  Wow.  Most of the time it's some guy and his "friend" preparing the whole ridiculous stunt.

Why does something tell me a digital version of this will be the next installment in the Guitar Hero franchise?  I'd pay good money to bash Aerosmith over the head with a guitar.