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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

[via Uberhumor]

A Disappointing End To The Search

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

That's so like him to choose the one place no one would look.

[via Rats Off!]

Dying Is Such A Bummer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2011 at 3:00PM

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, "If you have to die at least be witty about it. Also, you can lie on your taxes."

[via TBT]

Be Discovered – 3,200 Years From Today

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 17, 2010 at 1:00PM

You guys! Remember when you picked out your class ring in high school? You had to choose the symbols that best represented you and you picked a ring style and stone that meant something to you. Then you paid a few hundred dollars and you wore it for 2 or 3 months? Well, this is kind of like that. For dead people.

RosettaStone sells granite memorial tablets that can be put into your headstone for future generations to discover.

You get to pick up to 6 "Life Symbols" such as bicyclist, female parent, or mail carrier, you know, whatever best represents you. Then you write text and add images so that years from now, people with an NFC enabled cell phone can touch their phone to your headstone and learn about your life.

For only $195, this thing is a steal. I mean, you can even get a crook symbol carved into your memorial stone. If you are a career criminal by deed. And you want to be remembered that way.

I just plan on keeping my Facebook profile up for the next 3,200 years. Everything that anybody needs to know about me is on there…"This is a picture of my great grandma Carly. She liked John Grisham books and was interested in men."

[via Geekologie]

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