Another Healthy American
To make your bus rides healthier, replace your bottle of mayo with Miracle Whip. It has half the fat!
[via The Clearly Dope]
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To make your bus rides healthier, replace your bottle of mayo with Miracle Whip. It has half the fat!
[via The Clearly Dope]
So cute! Baby likes when I force sugar into his mouth! Next let's find out if he likes a morphine drip!
[via Say OMG]
Wow. I'm surprised. She looks SUPER HEALTHY.
But shame on you, TLC. This story is obviously fake. No one would ever actually marry that woman.
[via The High Definite]
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