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Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.
Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.
If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!
The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.
Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.
See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.
"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."
Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.
It's actually painful to be the next person to date her.
"And then he asked me if I come here often and that's when I realized I needed to go on a diet."
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