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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Tell Me More About Yourself

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 12:00PM

rimjobwoman

…And long walks on the beach.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Fun Bags

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

Fun Bags

For perspective, those hearts are actually placemats.

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Oh, Ana. Poor, Poor Ana.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.

[via Imgur]

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Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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The Year's Most Popular Post

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

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Don't We All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."

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Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

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This Tattoo Was A Really Good Idea And Neither One Of You Will Regret It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2012 at 5:00PM

It's actually painful to be the next person to date her.

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The Key to a Woman's Heart

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

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A Man Who Knows What He Hearts

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2011 at 11:00AM

"And then he asked me if I come here often and that's when I realized I needed to go on a diet."

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