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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

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Finally, A Use For Fancy Ketchup

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

Serving this for Valentine's dinner is what makes single mothers want to kill themselves.

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Thanks For The Info, Mom

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'll bet there are some dad license plates out there that would beg to differ.

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Young, Drunk & In Love

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Now let's go drink these, get you knocked up, and ruin both our lives!"

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Doh!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 12:00PM

I love Homer too, but if I was going to mark my body with his image I think I'd go with this.

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