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Hope Your 4th of July Was Hot, Hot, Hot

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 5, 2012 at 11:00AM

Is there a heat wave in this country or is it just these two?

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Real News Article About the Heat Wave Is Really Dumb

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 25, 2011 at 1:00PM

Northeast residents are encouraged not to leave their homes unless they plan on cooking pasta, want to brew a cup of tea or understand the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius.

"I had to move all my outdoor fish tanks indoors to keep them from turning into fish sticks," said a woman whose existence is almost as believable as this article's.

The Associated Press actually ran this article on Friday.  The screengrab above is as seen on Yahoo! news.

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Cool Dad vs. Hot Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 22, 2011 at 10:00AM

Remember: You paid for that kiddie pool and you bought that hose, so your kids can wait their goddamn turn.

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