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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22
Real News Article About the Heat Wave Is Really Dumb
Northeast residents are encouraged not to leave their homes unless they plan on cooking pasta, want to brew a cup of tea or understand the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius.
"I had to move all my outdoor fish tanks indoors to keep them from turning into fish sticks," said a woman whose existence is almost as believable as this article's.
The Associated Press actually ran this article on Friday. The screengrab above is as seen on Yahoo! news.
[via BuzzFeed]
Cool Dad vs. Hot Day
Remember: You paid for that kiddie pool and you bought that hose, so your kids can wait their goddamn turn.
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