heaven

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Geez, I was finally hoping for some actual penetration in Heaven.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah but why do you want to be in heaven when me, Mike, and Elizabeth Banks and are hanging out in hell?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Sounds like your version of heaven involves a lot of people talking shit on other people.

God must be more laid back than he comes off in Utah.

The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump debuts tonight at 10:30/9:30c after an all new episode of Tosh.0.  Please try to avoid literally dying and going to heaven… at least until they are over.  Dead people don't count in the Nielsen ratings.

The Internet loves gross food.  Just look at all the fuss over the KFC Double Down.  And don't even get the web started on bacon.

Which is why if you want free online exposure, you really have to up the grossness ante.  This could be the only explanation for the contraption seen above: The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy & Biscuit Machine.

Have you died and gone to heaven?

Yes.

And then, in heaven, you get to eat out of The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy & Biscuit Machine and then you have a heart attack and die again and get to go to an even better heaven!

[Note: It just occurred to me that though technically not intended to be a 4/20-related post, this kind of works anyway.]

[via Gizmodo]

With all the Kanye B.S. that went down recently, the passing of Patrick Swayze didn't get its due.

But the above image really made it hit home for me…  We've lost a lot of comedic legends at too young of an age.

Oh, and Patrick Swayze died too.