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And I Will Always Love Youuuu, My Child

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Not sure if this is Whitney Houston meeting Jesus or Viggo Mortensen, but either way it looks like she's pretty into him.

[via Scrotum Coat]

No Pressure Or Anything

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

I'll vote "NO" if this means he won't ask me about that sketchy trip to Tijuana.

[via Acid Cow]

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Palm Sunday

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

And at 10pm on all seven days, God said, "Let there be lotion!"

[via Uber Humor]

All You Can Do Is Buckle Up And Pray

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

Sure, Southwest is cheap, but she really didn't feel like stopping in Phoenix before getting to Heaven.

[via Izismile]

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When Two Beautiful Worlds Collide

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2013 at 8:00PM

I would have believed heaven existed from the get go if they just told me it was a beach with couches.

[via Prickly Legs]

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