helmet

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A Vaseline helmet, which will protect your skull from chapped lips.
• The Texas Sky Scrambler is definitely going to kill someone.
• JCPenney made a teapot that looks like Hitler. At least it isn't an actual Hitler teapot.
• Here's a May news blooper compilation. Live TV! Never a dull moment.
• Ants will carry signs if you put pee on them. Looks like the ones in my yard are about to picket.
• Squeezing boobs may help prevent breast cancer. Also it's just fun to do.
• Face Mashups is a great YouTube channel. I suggest Lebron and Carey Mulligan next.
• These bike tricks are gnarly. I still use training wheels.
• 28 hula hooping girls GIFs should keep you entertained forever.
• And how to make a hot fudge chocolate chip cookie cookie dough ice cream sandwich. In case you'd like your heart to explode, but aren't sure of the best method.

[photo via Metro]

Slow court day.

[via Izismile]

He's smarter than he looks. There's actually a baby under there.

[va The Chive]

Golden showers bring May flowers.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by TJ Tarry.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Deflowering Lady Gaga was exactly as complicated as I anticipated.

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Make sure you wear a helmet. On both heads.

[via Izismile]

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, a ho.

[via The Chive]

It was awkward when the Alzheimer's kicked in
and he tried to save all off the drowning children.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jerrett Weber.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Is it just me or has grandpa been acting a little fishy recently?

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Idiot!  I said it would be nice if you wore a "tie" to the event, not a "TIE Fighter!"

…or write your own joke.  One quip is not nearly enough for this guy.

[via The High Definite]